Siri has a sense of humor
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18 Jun
2011
Lawyers and Privacy Policies
Go read this privacy policy (written by an IP litigator!) if you want a chuckle or two.
http://www.likelihoodofconfusion.com/pages/privacy-policy/
"LIKELIHOOD OF CONFUSION® reserves the right to change, modify or update this policy at any time without affirmative notice to you, because doing so is impractical and preposterous. It is possible that I could make substantial changes in the way I use your personal information. By way of example, but without limitation, I may choose to recast this disclosure in iambic pentameter or render it into Klingon — a distinct possibility that depends solely on the future prospects of my keeping the lid on my simmering black rage.
"In such an event, however, any change will be posted on this site in a timely fashion to accomodate those who will not have already been advised of it through screaming tabloid headlines, street demonstrations or the Emergency Broadcast System."
Fred Nixon's Posterous
Father, utility infielder developer, bibliophile, aspiring Rubyist, erstwhile professor, and physics geek. If it is technical, I'm interested.
- Gödel meets Einstein: Time Travel in the Gödel Universe by Palle Yourgrau
- Objects on Rails by Avdi Grimm
- Room 39: A Study in Naval Intelligence by Donald McLachlan
